Bring Home My Plants

Hola!

I'm writing this from my kindle in Nebraska. I really don't like my kindle HD fire for much more than reading. It really sucks at typing, be ready for typos.

I'm here visiting my folks with Henry, telling my mom how much I love her and stuffing my face with cookies from the cookie jar.

Rick is back home with Cosmo and the dumpster. As I left for Nebraska Rick had plastic wrapped a section of our first floor side door entry room. He was busy knocking out more walls and getting his frustration out.

This morning I went out to water my plants to discover some asshole(s)  came up on our porch and stole two of my big palm tree plants. They were in big pots. They had to have weighed in the 60-70 pound range. It really posses me off because they were the longest and biggest living plants I had ever had.  I guess this is common on mother's day weekend. I've added a reminder to my phone for next year. I plan on baiting my bottom porch with plants and wait with a paintball gun all night to nail all of those assholes. If you drove by my house.today you probably saw my big signs I painted demanding my plants back and that mom loves hugs, not stolen plants.

Let's see... we had two drunk ads dudes bug us last night to help us load our dumpster. One of them yelled from my drive way to down the block that I was a mean person as I yelled back "wait till I get my mean dogs"

I watched some slimy white dude dump a likely stolen bike on the corner. I hope someone find  my posts for it on Craig's list and Facebook.

I got a request in to the cops for increases patrol around our house while we have the.dumpster.

I think I'm gonna go check out paint ball guns and crossbows at Cabella's tomorrow.


My dad and I hung out in a car wash for two hours today to protect my dear, dear baby, my Mini Cooper from wind and hail. I hate thunderstorms. I was ready to puke, pee or cry the whole time, especially when the sirens went off. I certainly do not miss frequent tornado warnings as I live in kansas city now. I am extra thankful for a solid brick and concrete home.

When I get back to kansas city, put some time into wrecking the house I will post all kinds of pictures. I just can't / don't know how to on my kindle.

Hope everyone had a great weekend!